she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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