Dual....:-)
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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