I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
two words...techno handjob
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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