I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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