that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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