is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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