Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Trying making her a grilled cheese, or better, eat a grilled cheese while having sex, you can't be sad and eat a grilled cheese, it's impossible
"Sex is like pizza, if it's good, IT'S GREAT! and if it's bad, it's still good."
Cheer up, there's always next time
thats when you take control, dominance my friend
Would probably have gone better if you used more than the one hand.
But from here it can only get better. Now expectations are gone, and improvement will undoubtedly occur.
I was completely going to say that ontherocks.
You had sex with Matthew Perry?
Musta been some crazy chemistry
There is never such thing as bad sex if you would like a new text buddy hit me up 813four5four2sixfour1
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