No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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