i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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