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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"

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Now that's chivalry. Who says it's dead?

Submitted by Captainmike on Mar 23, 10 at 1:04pm

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- My thoughts exactly.
  
  Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Mar 23, 10 at 10:17pm
  
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He's a keeper!!!

Submitted by codii on Mar 23, 10 at 4:31pm

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Man these bananas are good!

Submitted by Tomhanks on Mar 23, 10 at 1:10pm

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WTF is a sleep number??

Submitted by whylekat on Mar 23, 10 at 6:25pm

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- seriously...
  
  Submitted by ashawill on Mar 23, 10 at 9:05pm
  
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  - Seriously. Not everyone is American.
    
    Submitted by Velocir on Mar 26, 10 at 3:24am
    
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Select_Comfort\nHot damn.
    
    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 4:06am
    
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It's in those foam beds iforget the name but the have numbers to speacialize each persons body

Submitted by elenaaaa on Jul 8, 10 at 8:25pm

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I don't get it wtf is a sleep number

Submitted by mm_mmm_good on Apr 22, 10 at 11:45am

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God I am so sick of that surfr bitch's comments...It says pretty much the exact same thing in every fuckin comment...anyone could come up with good porn lines atleast mix it up a bit or quit fuckin commenting.

Submitted by missari on Mar 23, 10 at 8:09pm

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he's a homo

Submitted by Premeau on Mar 24, 10 at 8:51am

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Awww how sweet

Submitted by anon_y_mas on Mar 24, 10 at 12:00am

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I think its kind of cute! In a strange way.

Submitted by Bellamariee on Apr 13, 10 at 2:39am

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That's such a smooth line.

Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 4:07am

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D'awwwwww <3

Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Mar 28, 10 at 12:22am

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Winner. Those beds are amazing.

Submitted by lovelyguns on Mar 23, 10 at 11:43pm

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umm wow

Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 26, 10 at 9:41pm

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Surfrrgrll- how old are you? I'm guessing pretty young. The older you get, you realize it's not cool to be a whore.

Submitted by mellybeans420 on Mar 23, 10 at 6:32pm

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- I was just thinking the exact same thing in another text thread where she was discussing her personal preferences. Turns out she's 19. Old enough to know better in my book.
  
  Submitted by TheUniverse on Mar 23, 10 at 8:33pm
  
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  - Prudes. Both of you.
    
    Submitted by Irotnt_3230 on Oct 2, 11 at 9:23pm
    
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Now THAT is a gentleman!

Submitted by suzieq181218 on Mar 28, 10 at 12:32am

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Having a sleep number bed, I know where he's coming from.... I've said it myself...

Submitted by GM8 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:51pm

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF!!! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!!

Submitted by taniababie on Mar 23, 10 at 8:22pm

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Hawaii no ka oi :)

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 7:30pm

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It's just common curtacy

Submitted by spadesjr on Mar 23, 10 at 6:56pm

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What made him think you'd stay the night?

Submitted by drF on Mar 24, 10 at 12:06am

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That's the hottest thing I've ever heard!

Submitted by whatever_works2 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:15am

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Should have cranked it up so she didn't sleep at all lol

Submitted by Michguy on Mar 23, 10 at 1:14pm

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Sleep number. Sweet Satan another sign of end times. Just scan your head over there for\nme dear. I'll anally destroy you for 18 hours, blow a lava hot load in your eye, but you'll be comfortable when you're writhing on the bed.

Submitted by amonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 5:38pm

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How sweet!

Submitted by xxOliviaxx on Jun 23, 10 at 9:55pm

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How nice of him.

Submitted by louboutinlvr on Mar 23, 10 at 4:50pm

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Oh Hawaii, I love you.

Submitted by imine on Mar 23, 10 at 6:51pm

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Haha nice

Submitted by JerkingWhiteBoy on Mar 23, 10 at 9:34pm

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RIGHTEOUS MAN!

Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 23, 10 at 11:49pm

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How sweet!

Submitted by Kadaver on Jul 31, 10 at 9:48pm

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Whylekat you're a dumbass... A sleep number is the level of hard or soft you want your sleep number be to be... How the fuck do you not know that?!

Submitted by codii on Mar 23, 10 at 7:50pm

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1:14 is right, plus you want the bed harder for more pushing!

Submitted by ryno24 on Mar 23, 10 at 2:35pm

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Once I meet this gal who was so hot that I wanted to fuck her couch! lol

Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 23, 10 at 11:56pm

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Is it weird that I think that's really cute?

Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 3:50am

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This dude is a joke

Submitted by MFrenkie on Mar 24, 10 at 1:31am

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Surfgrrl is probably a dude. Lol

Submitted by ERY81 on Mar 23, 10 at 8:19pm

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That's effin cute

Submitted by acesmalls on Mar 27, 10 at 1:23am

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Why the fuck is comfy in quotes? Of course comfier is better. Fuck, weird ass.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 5:23pm

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- maybe because it's a quote? it was the exact word he used. it's a normal thing to quote like that. ya know, like air quotes.
  
  Submitted by JetPixi on Jun 1, 10 at 12:21am
  
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Lmfao! Good 1

Submitted by RyanGSXR on Mar 23, 10 at 4:18pm

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nice bloke

Submitted by OZx3 on Mar 24, 10 at 12:53am

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Put it on the softest setting so she sinks into a hold then fuck her. I don't feel like explaining how/why though.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 6:13pm

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Anyone else finding surfergirl's comments more interesting than the texts? Opening way more of them than I usually do hoping to read more of her material.

Submitted by amonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 5:44pm

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