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  • Submitted by Captainmike on Mar 23, 10 at 1:04pm

    Now that's chivalry. Who says it's dead?

  • Submitted by codii on Mar 23, 10 at 4:31pm

    He's a keeper!!!

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    Submitted by elenaaaa on Jul 8, 10 at 8:25pm

    It's in those foam beds iforget the name but the have numbers to speacialize each persons body

  • Submitted by whylekat on Mar 23, 10 at 6:25pm

    WTF is a sleep number??

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      Submitted by ashawill on Mar 23, 10 at 9:05pm

      seriously...

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        Submitted by Velocir on Mar 26, 10 at 3:24am

        Seriously. Not everyone is American.

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          Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 4:06am

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Select_Comfort\nHot damn.

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    Submitted by Bellamariee on Apr 13, 10 at 2:39am

    I think its kind of cute! In a strange way.

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    Submitted by Tomhanks on Mar 23, 10 at 1:10pm

    Man these bananas are good!

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    Submitted by mm_mmm_good on Apr 22, 10 at 11:45am

    I don't get it wtf is a sleep number

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    Submitted by imine on Mar 23, 10 at 6:51pm

    Oh Hawaii, I love you.

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    Submitted by mellybeans420 on Mar 23, 10 at 6:32pm

    Surfrrgrll- how old are you? I'm guessing pretty young. The older you get, you realize it's not cool to be a whore.

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      Submitted by TheUniverse on Mar 23, 10 at 8:33pm

      I was just thinking the exact same thing in another text thread where she was discussing her personal preferences. Turns out she's 19. Old enough to know better in my book.

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    Submitted by ryno24 on Mar 23, 10 at 2:35pm

    1:14 is right, plus you want the bed harder for more pushing!

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    Submitted by drF on Mar 24, 10 at 12:06am

    What made him think you'd stay the night?

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    Submitted by louboutinlvr on Mar 23, 10 at 4:50pm

    How nice of him.

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    Submitted by anon_y_mas on Mar 24, 10 at 12:00am

    Awww how sweet

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    Submitted by whatever_works2 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:15am

    That's the hottest thing I've ever heard!

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    Submitted by missari on Mar 23, 10 at 8:09pm

    God I am so sick of that surfr bitch's comments...It says pretty much the exact same thing in every fuckin comment...anyone could come up with good porn lines atleast mix it up a bit or quit fuckin commenting.

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    Submitted by taniababie on Mar 23, 10 at 8:22pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF!!! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!!

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    Submitted by ERY81 on Mar 23, 10 at 8:19pm

    Surfgrrl is probably a dude. Lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 7:30pm

    Hawaii no ka oi :)

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    Submitted by suzieq181218 on Mar 28, 10 at 12:32am

    Now THAT is a gentleman!

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    Submitted by codii on Mar 23, 10 at 7:50pm

    Whylekat you're a dumbass... A sleep number is the level of hard or soft you want your sleep number be to be... How the fuck do you not know that?!

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    Submitted by Kadaver on Jul 31, 10 at 9:48pm

    How sweet!

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    Submitted by Premeau on Mar 24, 10 at 8:51am

    he's a homo

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 23, 10 at 11:56pm

    Once I meet this gal who was so hot that I wanted to fuck her couch! lol

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    Submitted by JerkingWhiteBoy on Mar 23, 10 at 9:34pm

    Haha nice

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    Submitted by xxOliviaxx on Jun 23, 10 at 9:55pm

    How sweet!

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    Submitted by spadesjr on Mar 23, 10 at 6:56pm

    It's just common curtacy

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    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Mar 28, 10 at 12:22am

    D'awwwwww <3

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    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 4:07am

    That's such a smooth line.

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    Submitted by MFrenkie on Mar 24, 10 at 1:31am

    This dude is a joke

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 5:23pm

    Why the fuck is comfy in quotes? Of course comfier is better. Fuck, weird ass.

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      Submitted by JetPixi on Jun 1, 10 at 12:21am

      maybe because it's a quote? it was the exact word he used. it's a normal thing to quote like that. ya know, like air quotes.

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    Submitted by lovelyguns on Mar 23, 10 at 11:43pm

    Winner. Those beds are amazing.

  • Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 26, 10 at 9:41pm

    umm wow

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    Submitted by OZx3 on Mar 24, 10 at 12:53am

    nice bloke

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    Submitted by GM8 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:51pm

    Having a sleep number bed, I know where he's coming from.... I've said it myself...

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    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 23, 10 at 11:49pm

    RIGHTEOUS MAN!

  • Submitted by amonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 5:38pm

    Sleep number. Sweet Satan another sign of end times. Just scan your head over there for\nme dear. I'll anally destroy you for 18 hours, blow a lava hot load in your eye, but you'll be comfortable when you're writhing on the bed.

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    Submitted by RyanGSXR on Mar 23, 10 at 4:18pm

    Lmfao! Good 1

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    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 3:50am

    Is it weird that I think that's really cute?

  • Submitted by amonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 5:44pm

    Anyone else finding surfergirl's comments more interesting than the texts? Opening way more of them than I usually do hoping to read more of her material.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 6:13pm

    Put it on the softest setting so she sinks into a hold then fuck her. I don't feel like explaining how/why though.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Mar 23, 10 at 1:14pm

    Should have cranked it up so she didn't sleep at all lol

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    Submitted by acesmalls on Mar 27, 10 at 1:23am

    That's effin cute