im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
they need to just BURY HIM!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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