who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Someone shit on the floor
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
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we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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