Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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