I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Watching her eat just hurts me
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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