he puts the penis in happiness.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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