There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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