why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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