i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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My breasts were aching with rage.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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