Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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