I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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