Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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