My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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