I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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