yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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