Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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