nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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