Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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