i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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