The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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