You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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