do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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