um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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