Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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