I feel like I'm in dance class right now
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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