one might say we're banned from that church
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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