just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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