cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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