His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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