i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I need a beard to bite.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I love you.
Bad choice
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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