Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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