Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize