the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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