Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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