thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I came so hard my ears popped.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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