All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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