this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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