chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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