her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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