So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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