I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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