He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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